you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
I apologize in advance.
(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln
I just foiled your plan
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
when someone takes forever to reply
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
can i stay at your place? no hobo
just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in.
they didn’t stand a chance.
stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that you have been this person for so many people… and you have no idea.